About two week before finals, I was out late at a study group and on my way home gave Cramer a call to let him know I was on the way. Since I was driving, after I hung the phone up, I put it in the console of the car instead of my bookbag as is my normal habit. When I got to the house I forgot all about the phone and just took my bag inside.
The next morning, as I was getting ready for school I couldn't find my phone but didn't think anything of it as I am losing it all the time anyway. I just went on my way to school and determined that I would look for the phone when I got home. I went to my morning classes and during my break I settled into a quiet corner of campus and hide from the world so I could study cursed Immuno.
In the meantime....I had left Cramer with an errand to run at the bank where they gave him trouble, therefore he tried to call me because he knew I would be on break at that time. When he called, instead of me answering, a man did, so Cramer apologized and hung up. As he was wondering how a preprogrammed number in his phone could dial the wrong number, the man calls back and is cussing up a blue streak, very angered at being disturbed and so Cramer apologizes and tries to explain to the guy that Digicell (our phone carrier) must have given this man and his wife (me) the same number. At this point the man informed him that there hadn't been a mistake with the number but that he had his wife!
Cramer: No you don't have her, she is at school.
The Man: I have her
Cramer: Then let me talk to her
The Man: I can't let you do that
Cramer: Well then I don't believe you have her, what does she look like?
The Man: She is a big white girl with red hair and blue eyes and drives a white Nissian with no bumper
Cramer: hmmmm, well what do you want
The Man: I want you to put $500.00 US in the trash cans outside your house
Cramer: Well what good will that do you don't know where I live
The Man: You live in Birdrock behind the track in a big two story house that is white and blue. There are two trashcans outside your front gate with a bush growing over them; oh, and the curtains in your bedroom windows are blue (all this is correct by the way)
Cramer: hmm, well I don't have the money, she has the money; get it from her
The Man: You telling me you don't any money!
Cramer: She has it all, I don't know anything about the money
The Man: You have an hour to put the money in cans or I'm slitting her throat and coming back and burning down the house tonight and I know you have dogs but they are little so I'm not afraid
At this point, the man hangs up and Cramer proceeds to try to get ahold of me through my roommates, who alert security that I might be missing, who start a campus wide search involving about 20 people. They finally found me safe and sound trying to hide in the library and took me to security offices to wait until they could go get Cramer and we could both file a report with the local police. The police came and took our statements but if you want a report filed and an investigation to insure here in St. Kitts you have pay the police department! I refused as I really didn't have any confidence in any thing being done and Ross security officers had already assured us that they would start patrolling our area more frequently especially that night.
For several days after this occurrence, my friends could call my phone and the idiot would actually answer and try to carry on a conversation with them. We haven't heard from him again and have had no signs of any mischief about the house. Everyone at the Mango House has been just a little more cautious here lately and a little more careful with their phones! Poor Cramer suffered much more with this escapade than I did as he went about 40 minutes without knowing if the guy actually had me or not. When I came home that evening, the laptops where shoved all the way back on the top shelf of our closet and the credit cards were hidden inside the backs of picture frames; everything of value was stowed! I can only imagine what was going through his head :-). All is well that ends well and it is just another crazy story to add our life's memoirs.